Moses, Jesus, and an older bearded man were playing golf. This particular hole required a shot over water to reach the green. Moses hit, put it in the water. So he parted the water, took a drop and put it on the green. Jesus hit, put it in the water. So he walked on the water, picked up his ball, took a drop and put it on the green. The older bearded man hit, and put it in the water. Suddenly, a fish broke the surface of the water with the ball in his mouth, and spit it straight up. A crow grabbed the ball mid-flight with his claws and flew to the green, where he dropped the ball on the green, which bounced once and went in the cup. Moses looked at Jesus and said “I hate playing golf with your Dad.”
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LOL...smile
That was a good one!
How have you been? It has been ages since I have seen you on Xanga. Of course, I have not been on so much myself. Pray all is going well in your life.
lol The Father would always win because He is perfect. Moses would always lose because of his temper. Jesus would lose because He is submissive to His role model human role.
I just would not play with them because I play like the devil.
frank
that's a good one-hubby is a golfer but not me.
my favorite is when a hearst drives by and my hubby took his hat off and the other three said,"now,Dave that is so nice of you." and Dave says,"well, that's the least I could do since she was such a good wife." lol no , I'm not dead
Another one is -I'm ill and my death is soon and I tell Dave that I want him to marry and the new wife can even use my golf club but he says,"no, she's not left handed."