Friday, 30 September 2011

  • Beware of Pussy (scratches)

    Yes beware of getting a pussy cat, they can get you infected and ruin your spleen. Los Angeles is a cat friendly town and it is hard for Apartments to ban owners with their own pussy cats. In addition cats are not required leashes and are allowed to roam outside of the home without supervision.

    Keep your pussy at Home

    If the cat isn't housebroken most owners will not keep their cats at home. Cat ladies love cats and will feed herds of cats until the animal control folks come around. House trained cats (with no experience to the dangers outside the home) should not be let outside without supervision. Pussycats may be attacked by vicious large fanged dogs and may not survive their virgin encounter with dogs.
    "What kind of protection can I give my virgin Pussycat?" Only experienced supervisors should chaperon cats without experience to the outdoors. Careless or inexperienced supervisors may fail in protecting their Pussycat charges.

    If your Pussycat is infected with Feline disease, what can I do?

    I believe there are antibiotics to cure Feline disease. If you are scratched be an infected Pussy seek a health care professional.

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