Sometimes I am feeling frisky and will do something dangerous. There are a lot of stores and restaurants with Liquor being stored in the back. Did you know that alcohol is the number one item that is shoplifted? Then again liquor sales is also the number one way that stores make money?
Well I would never steal when under the influence of alcohol but since I have associates who love drinking, I suppose an alcohol ninja run might be an interesting thing to do.
Basically when you enter and break into someone's property that is trespassing. When you carry away more than say $100 dollars worth of stuff, that is a burglarizing. As a practicing Ninja I would carry away less than $100 worth of stuff and maybe the owners would get the message to tighten security.
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I did enter a restaurant when it was closed. I entered from the roof (which conveniently had an unlocked roof door) Entered the premise, covered the cameras (there were two) disconnected the wires to the cameras and took about $10 worth of recycle aluminum cans. Plus one bottle of Soju (a Korean drink about 20 proof). Yes it was a successful mission (I did not get caught) and I am confessing to that mission right now (I think it was a year ago). I think my readers now suspect I am not a nice guy.....
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you're human and like the rest of us.Are you changing your ways or still drinking and smoking? I've been clean and sober for a long time now and hope the same if that is what you want.
I shoplifted Wal Mart when I was a teenager as a hobby. I stole chocolates and candies. Last month, during I accidentally told my step-mom about my shoplifting activities, she bragging at me for almost 4 hours. Well, it was long time time - almost 10 years ago.
@Babyboomerjill - Right now I just do basic exercise not ninja exercises. We are complicated people and need some limits to our lives. I think my health is limiting at times.
@RestlessButterfly - Small thief does build up if not kept in check. I am glad you are so well checked that you qualify to be a banker. Me I suppose I could qualify to be a dog catcher.....@PPhilip - complicated? lol it's pretty simple now for me.
@PPhilip - I really don't have to steal anything, I did it as a part of my rebellious act. Silly teenager I was once upon a time.